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Wooo yes this is old news but my moma gotta new car for tat CA$H 4 CLUNK3R$ hehehe well my mother has gotten a sebring. when i firsT heard the word i thought it was spelled C-BRAIN lol funny huh? STOP IT, ITS NOT NICE TO LAUGH AT MY MISTA- hehehe it is sorta funny hehehehe-SHUTUP,,, GRRRRRRRRRR <calm down> okkkaye well it looks sortaa like this  cute huh? my sister melissa said thats going to be her car but i dont care cuz by that time, the car WILL be considered a cluncker and my mommy will have to buy me a pretty cute one! *Bats eyelashes* Right Mommy? Awwww I Love You!  by the time Melissa <evil sis> get it i hope it looks like this  MWAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

 hehehehe lets just hope she doesnt READ this post!

 

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theese are pretty and clean you can guess the owner is a neat freak

 

ERGHHHHH the picture say it itself ”CLEAN ME!”

 

 

i want the 1st pair.their prettier. I’m not sure wat else to write. I just HAVE to say this 1 thing

”KEEP YOUR SHOES CLEAN UNLESS YOU WANT TO LOOK LIKE HOBO AND I DONT MEAN THE HOBO TOTE BAG THAT RICH PEOPLE HAVE”

Speaking of the bag here it is -> pretty huh?

shellymichelle.wordpress.com is my new website, its like will smith and george lopez at a laugh off!

 

 

well obisoly you guessed it, those are my fav. comedians, (and the only 1’s i know) yea im not very good at knowing fameous people unless they make goood music or like have a funny show   and heheheh i picked their strangest photos. (angie shutup) (ayo its Mastar WillIams)

 

hehehe im funy (or am i) am i funy? am i? really? wow! i surprise myself

In a World Where… EVERY1 LOVES MONKEYS they rock and i gott pics to prove it this time!

 

ooooh i ONLY WISH petco would sell them i would buy the 3rh or second one.

FOR THE MONKEY HATERS: be quiet they rock and you know it you’re probally in denial about awesomeness and if so read my blog called UmmmAWESOME  i thik thats what i name it, i cant rember im to busy getting upset about mokey haters

URHGHHHHHH i love monkeys (that was my nick name in 2nd grade ”monkey” ! yay)

 

 

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 ahh barbie looks sooo pretty she will fit in perfectly with my mint condition life supply amount of barbies from 1959-2009! AHHHH lol jk im to old for barbies ( or am I ? I’ll never tell!) and 1959 was a WHILE ago, i wasnt even born then. this post seems sorta weird doesnt it? at first it makes me sound obessed with her.

Ohh speakingof strange word (or was it barbies?!?) did you hear mariahs song Obessed? well duh who HASENT?!?!? but did you see the videos. AHA got’cha! well the guy in the strange gotatee was supposed to be emieneim! that was mean. but then did you hear emieniem song ”the warning”? to many curses uhh i HAD to turn it off. hes crazy. i know he was super mad but really relax  .

speaking of crazy celebertity stuff

THE VMAS

that rocked but i hate how kanye west inturped taylor like shutup. <whooo michelle calm down> ok yea, idk y but in my head i saw just like a ton of people BOOING at kanye and talylor all laughing and stuff. she had the evil laugh to. they i woke up. strange huh? her laugh was like MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA but in a very high pitched voice. oh well ths is hurting my brain remebering this stuff. BYE!!

 

 

 

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MAGIC

Posted on: October 12, 2009

ahhh it comes a time where in youre life you become FAT. here is an exapmle

yes i am very aware this is a cat. but i thought it would be mean to post an image of a person, oh and YOU KNOW i am NOT mean THE SLIGHTEST BIT. hehehe well their is magic in the world, it is called dieting. you see if this cat was to go on the ”All Tuna Diet” and jumped over the fence some more, he or she would live a better life. Cats, don’t let that become you, and Humans, let you cats diet. Thank you

P.S HELP THE CATS, BUY MORE TUNA!

~shellymichelle.wordpress.com ~ im serious not mean or funny, but serious

im very bored so i want to make some1 happy. BY MAKING A NEW SUPER THING. it will be super carrot. he fights candy,germs,and junk that causes rotten teeth. this is his like super profile facts

SUPER NAME:Super Carrot

REAL NAME: Carl Carrot BeBunyed

SIGN:

DATE OF BIRTH: was made in the dirt so NO exact day

TYPE:Veggie

NICKNAME: HeAlThY MaN

STORY: He was an ordinary carrot, util a bunny bit him but didnt swallow him. he was going through much pain, until the kids spilled the glow stick juice on him. some how this gave him extrodinary powers. he fights the crimes of badteeth, gingivitis, and bad breath. if you are asleep and is located at the middle of the ocean ()  and feel something in youre mouth, it is either SUPER CARROT or a shark is trying to bite you



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